#10:29 am
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
130K people were victims of a chain letter scam that affected Tumblr in May 2011.
Text
Plane to Atlanta was cancelled. Now we have to go to the airport earlier to see if they can accommodate us in another flight.
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
12 year old tim realizing robin’s not coming back to gotham and deciding that it’s Batman’s fault so he has to ruin the little bit of sanity and peace of mind Bruce has managed (read: struggled) to keep in his grasp:
#tim drake#dick grayson#robin#dc robin#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake is a menace#tim drake was and still is a die hard Robin fan before anything else#so he 100% thinks Damian’s funny when he’s not the one being targeted#there’s mission reports with comments in the margin like ‘nice 👍🏾 do it again’ and ‘650000000/10 🎉’ and Bruce hates it sm#it starts with a mild explosion and psychological fuckery and ends with a prank war with city wide structural damage#Bruce sees Tim and Damian getting along and starts sobbing in the batcave#It was 12 year old Tim Drake and his 67 alt twitter accs against the world (Batman) when dick left#For the two years dick refused to stay in Gotham I promise you batman’s anonymous tip line was just 325 ruthless insults from tim everyday#Imagine bruce trying to figure out which of his rogues keeps photoshopping terrible .5s of Batman then mailing it to the gcpd#just to find out it’s some fucking middle schooler with a bowlcut from bristol#Tim drake is unhinged and petty#Like it gets so bad that gothamites (even the rogues) have picked a side in this mostly one sided beef between a middle schooler and batman#I want internet beef between a middle schooler and a 29 year old med school dropout bruce ‘I am the night’ wayne#Bruce is foaming at the mouth whenever someone opens Twitter next to him#and batman is breaking your clavicle if you mention twitter in his hearing range 😭#Batman showing up at Tim’s windowsill: take down all your accounts rn and im calling your parents 😡🦇#Tim pulling out a ouija board: let’s see if your parents answer before mine 🤨#I made yj on the sims so they could fight the jl and I was like middle school!tim drake w/ a twitter acc???
310 notes
·
View notes
Note
EXACTLY! When Nate flipped the right switch, he was probably pretty darn proud of himself, too
*comes in through window*
Nate has definitely tempted Guy to cheat on a diet...and succeeded
That is it, that is the HC!
*leaves via window, closes it gently*
(10:08 am, 3/25/2024)
It probably took a LONG LONG time to do considering how seriously Guy takes his diet but Nate probably does know how to persuade people (and his determination to get what he wants is probably pretty high too)
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
CHAPTER TWENTY ; 3/3
The End Beginning
TRANSCRIPT:
luca: Am I poisoned again?
magdalena: You are not. Dame Sheridan claimed that we would not be disturbed this way. [tugs on her gloves] I am truly in a wedding dress, attempting to propose to you in a derelict greenhouse.
l: So you do care for me. It... It was not an act on your part, either? I was not imagining things?
m: No, you were not imagining things. To be frank with you, though, I did not realize my feelings until you were on your deathbed.
l: [smirks] Better late than never.
[waves crash in the distance]
m: Do... Would you like to... Will you...
l: [he takes her hand and kisses it softly] Yes. Not for Eden. Not for Volais. Only for us, Magdalena.
m: For us.
[she envelops his lips, intending to pull away after a few moments, but he pulls her closer and kisses her like she is the air he breathes]
#ts4 story#regal#the FINALE#it's 2:13 am#10/29/23#and i'm proud of myself.#i finished a story.#i hope it was a good ending for you all. and i hope you enjoyed what i had to share over the past couple of years#thank you for reading this and thank you for being there for this story and its characters#i'm... not sure what else to say#but i'm glad i got the energy to finish Regal#thank you everyone
64 notes
·
View notes
Text
I made the mistake of pranking Time by setting all his clocks back by one minute and he got mad at meeeee…
Now he’s messed with all of my clocks - including my internal one - and I have no idea how Time is Timeing.
I have no idea what time it is or what time is going or where time is going or if I am in the right time or if time is moving forward or backward or side to side or if I am even in the correct time or if Time is messing with me even more and didn’t do anything but just messed with my clocks to make me think he did something and…
But then I got an ask that implied an event that I don’t think has happened in this time but could have happened in a future time but due to Time being petty maybe it happened in a past time and I am late to the current time and I am all out of my current time and I am going around the clock far faster than I would normally be allowed by Time but Time is having quite the laugh at my expense!
I SAID I WAS SORRY, TIME!!!! 😿
I ONLY MOVED YOUR CLOCKS BACK BY A MINUTE COME ON! IT WAS AN EASY FIX FOR YOU! YOU ARE LITERALLY TIME! WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE CLOCKS?! THIS IS OVERREACTING A BIT, DON’T YOU THINK?!
😵💫😵💫😵💫
#my wall clock says it’s noon#my phone says it’s 4:30 am#my laptop says it’s 7:47 pm#my iPad says it’s 10:03 am#my microwave says it’s 5:00#my stove says it’s 6:29#and my internal clock says it’s tea time#and every time I try to find a new clock#they all say something different#and everyone tells me a different time#TIME IS THOROUGH IN HIS PETTINESS#😿😵💫😿😵💫😿#che’nya meows#twst rp#che’nya rp
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
i love opening up a sewing pattern and finding that their version of a size 10 is a TWENTY FIVE INCH WAIST
#for context i am a size 10 in every pair of jeans i own#and my waist is 29 inches#according to this pattern i am a size 16#which is insane#and also means i have to buy the larger version of the pattern!#deeply frustrating#nettle talks#sewing
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
ok so at this point maybe im deliberately taking the piss with my party size
#good thing im not holding my shadow lantern because that gives me a summon too#and i have animate dead that im not using#and i could give a few companions find familiar#and i could summon two mephits instead of an azer#im at least 4 below my max available followers rn fgdkljghsldjkf#bg3#ash plays bg3#undescribed#personal#am i right that you could theoretically have...........21 summons?#like halsin has 4 and could have another with find familiar. so you could get 5 per companion and then also the shadow lantern shadow#for a total party of 25#oh plus animate dead so 25 summons / party of 29#i dont for a moment think that what ive personally got access to on my first playthrough in the middle of act 2 is the limit fwiw#you can probably get at least 10 summons on each character and im not bothered looking it up. just having fun with my current capabilities
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
It’s so funny because at some point it’s not going to be “I want to fuck that old man” anymore, it’s just going to be “I want to fuck that age appropriate man” and I think when that transition happens within me it will unleash my final form
#yes this is about Pedro Pascal#and I am 29 so I am getting there#give me 10 more years to build up my roster
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
(smiling evilly) i have plans for october that you will all be pleased with
#you cannot imagine how fucking happy i was to see that selfcest is a prompt this year. and medical play omg#and my favs are coming back but i won’t tell u which ones they are. it’s a surprise.#and monsterfucking on my birthday too. i am so pleased#and omg we have feederism 🥺🥺#there’s so many good things omg i’m so excited. i’m gonna finish near’s bday stuff and after that. i’m going full-on kinktober#mode and nobody can stop me. i can’t remember how many days i got last year (wait just checked my folder i did like 20ish) but this#year. well i was going to say i wanted to do every day but i actually don’t think i’ll be able to but i will fucking try#i’m probably gonna want to double up some days bc some of those. some of those days are like all my favorite things#like day 10 and 20 and 29 are all perfect days i don’t think i could choose just one prompt#everyone say thank you evan twinknote for running dnkinktober aka the highlight of my year
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
I am really trying to be nice and people at work are really annoying me. They keep trying to be sarcastic when I’m just being nice to them and it’s too early for this shit. I really want to sit and talk as little as possible now.
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
ohtani 😭😭😭
god, this could not have happened at a worse time — i am so curious what convos are happening in FOs across the league right now.
#shohei ohtani#how much has his value dropped?#has it dropped?#if anyone could recover from a second TJ it would be him‚ right?#but it's his second TJ and he's 29. he might be looking at two years' recovery instead of one#i'm sure there are teams that are okay with him not pitching for the first season or two of a contract just bc he is who he is#and he's going to put butts in seats... eventually#but is he going to be able to land a $600m/10-year deal now?#i am also heartbroken that we will never know the numbers he would have had at the end of such a historic season#and will forever be stuck wondering what could have been
8 notes
·
View notes
Note
Number 10 please ❤️
asks for writers
10. Show a piece from your current WIP/most recent story, up to 30 words.
“I want to see what you're like with your purpose plucked from your chest, your ambitions drained, life emptied of previous meaning. I could fill it with new meaning.”
#29 words i am killer#anyway 10 points to anyone who can guess who says this#a good myth is hard to kill#i'm tagging it#kazling#writing asks
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
i hate you stellar warp, i hate you i hate you i hate you i fucking HATE you
#YELLS WITH FRUSTRATION#now up to 70 pity#271/300 so 29 more pulls until choosing#just...all i've gotten from this fucking warp the ENTIRE time i've played this game is a bronya himeko and one 5* lc#i want other peoples' luck SO BADLY i want to cry#like all i got from the starter warp was bronya and then those 3 things from regular/stellar and like#why am i so fucking unlucky why is my rng so bad#every time it's the same thing just one shitty 4* thing and that's it#and yet there's people who're like wow i got two 5* and three 4* and i got it at 35 pity lol#like here's the spots for gepard and bailu or even welt or yanqing or clara in my roster IF I EVER FUCKING WON THIS WARP#/sigh#all i wanted for fucking month after month after month for what 3/4 of a year has been gepard (or now him or bailu)#and nothing just jack shit nothing#and none of the other 5*s either like there's fucking seven of them i've gotten two there are FIVE others it could give#but it never does#if i finally win one to pity and it's a duplicate himeko or bronya i am going to literally learn chinese to yell at their entire staff#now to wait another 3-4 weeks until i can scrape together another 10 passes to see how it screws me over next time#please ignore my sr bs
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
woohoo spiraling out of control right now (what else is new really I've been fucked up and spiraling for weeks now) and trying to figure out reasons not to delete my tumblr and discord and myself along the way
but you know. talking about myself on my blog automatically means I'm attention seeking and fishing for pity right? should just shut up and stick to the news eh, it's all I'm good for :D
anyway if you need me I'll be in the corner reliving the past, coming to terms with reality, and trying to convince myself I'm not the problem despite every indication to the contrary ✌︎︎
#sterechats :)#09:58 pm - this is a bad idea but scheduling it anyway#what's the worst that can happen really? everyone leaves again? nobody talks to me again?#probably gonna delete this in the morning so. meh. not like it matters not like I matter :D#10:29 pm - wow it feels like my head is on fire#like my brain is actually burning and I can't do a damn thing about it#I should be happy right now! the devils are winning! my favorite guys are scoring!#but no! I'm barely keeping it together around my family and praying I don't wake up tomorrow <3#11:00 pm - I need to get out of here#I need to get out of here out of here out of here I can't stay here any more this is killing me#everyone hates me and I need to chew my arms open maybe then everything will make sense#why am I even writing these tags what does it matter#I was so much more in control of myself when I was sh-ing#maybe I should get back to that maybe it'll help I don't know anymore#I just want my friends back but they hate me hahahaha#11:24 pm - wonder how many people are gonna block me after this one#how many people will finally be fed up and leave for good#everyone leaves and I should be used to this by now#here's a truck stop instead of saint peter's (yeah yeah yeah yeah)#11:41 pm - it's friday afternoon/there goes antigone to be buried alive#in the next world I want to be something useful/like a staple gun/or in love#I would fall off a cliff for you/a thousand times and call it a good day#maybe I'm just incapable of being human! maybe that's it!#maybe I'm not even human at all... but something worse instead...#1:22 am - moving the posting of this back from 3 to 6 am#not that that matters and not that I matter but I don't think I'll sleep#and I don't want this to post when I'm awake#I know I'm just going to get unfollowed and blocked and left behind as always#because happiness and good things and friendships just aren't things I get to have really#I just wish people would stop lying and telling me they're different and they'll stay when they're not different and won't stay
1 note
·
View note